The Festival Shanty*

Vern Lindberg, September 11, 2005

I was helping set up chairs at the 2005 Turtle Hill Festival, and casually made a remark that what we needed was a shanty to make the work go faster. Two days later this is what I had written. What better tune than Rolling Down to Old Maui! This is for Tom Taylor, with affection. I know where he has been.

* There are 4 spellings for Shanty/Shantey/Chanty/Chantey. I of course picked the least used variant!

1)   It's a damn hard life            Full of toil and strife              We folk singers undergo
     When Labor Day starts       We wing our hearts               To a place we soon will go
      Summer camp is gone         Golden Link comes on          With a week to the end from the start
      And Tom comes through    With his hand picked crew    Turtle Hill at Markus Park!

Chorus)     Setting up at Markus Park, my friends,       Setting up at Markus Park
                  Tom don't give a damn                               How hard we work
                  Setting up at Markus Park.

2)   Pavilion A                           Is a barn they say                   Where we have to set up chairs
      The sound board's run        The performers come             But a ground fault interferes
      The lights go on                  And the lights go out              And a keyboard soon is fried
      But Tom stays calm            Til the grounding's done         As we power Markus Park

3)   The ticket gate                     Is set up straight                    Selling programs, tickets, CD's
      Tom cracks the whip           And the workers quick           Fall in line to keep Tom pleased
      The crowd files in               Prepared to sing                     Find their seats and settle down
      And Tom he stalks              To the stage and talks            Welcomes all to Markus Park

4)   Joe Beard he wails              Mad Agnes sails                    Bill Staines he sings us home
      The bonfire's lit                    And around it we sit              Trading songs and trading tunes
      The dance it swirls              With the boys and girls          In a contra square and true
      But Tom is gone                 Planning work to be done      Next day at Markus Park

5)   Saturday shines bright        Workshops are tight              And Tom he starts to smile
      Aiofe Clancy sings              April Verch plays strings       Now it finally seems worthwhile
      And a Klezmer close           Shows Taylor knows             More Yiddish than we knew
      And we all feel swell           Cause its turned out well        For Tom Taylor and his crew

6)   Sunday glows                     At the festival's close             Performers sing one last song
      The stage is struck              And the workers truck           All the gear they'd brought along
      But the good crew knows    In the winter snows                Taylor's mind will race ahead
      And come next fall              They'll be in thrall                 Tom Taylor's hand picked crew.

Thanks to all the Tuesday night crew who helped inaugurate this song right after the festival with Tom in attendance! Tom felt compelled to respond "But I do give a damn."